shploom

When a sperm whale get a bunch of sperm in their blowhole, and they go to the surface and shploom it all over the place

OH shit, that whale just shploomed all over my fabulous yacht. Anyone have a towel.

by The Fettuccini Fabricators February 21, 2023

Sploominate

To intentionally cum inside of a bitch with the hope of getting her pregnant.

Baby we ain't using condoms tonight I and gonna sploominate them guts on my momma!

by Ranchgirls November 15, 2020

shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

shploogen

the residue left on any object or person after ejaculation.

"did you just shploogen on my sheets?"

"help! help! i've got shploogen in my eye!"

by Cat18 October 7, 2006

shpoom

a spoon

me: please can you pass me a shpoom?

by jazzyear August 3, 2020

Shloomy

Shloomy is a legendary word that many people will soon find. Shloomy is just a vibe you can be on. It can also be used in the context of "Shloomy Time" which basically means you're currently having a phenomenal time.

Its shloomy time! I'm feeling so good and awesome right now, the vibes are immaculate

by Shloomy June 8, 2021

Sploom

The frothy goo that squirts out from a vagina when a woman is excited.

Every time Marsha sees Matt Damon on TV she splooms on her chair.

by niles ward December 26, 2006