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schplook 

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink
He schplooked in my ... mouth
schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021
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Schplook 

Schplook tasts like Salt, women love schplook and I love schplook
She likes his schplook
Schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 28, 2021

Schplook 

Women love it I love it Marcus loves it norman loves it Michael loves it and Jonny loves it
He schplooked and it was salty
Schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 29, 2021
Verb
schlook-ey -ed
To take a bong rip, usually a personal or snapper i.e. you must clear the bong via the down-stem to create the onomatopoeia.
noun -
"Schlook" can also refer to the small amount of marijuana that is placed in said bong
Hand me that piece homeskillet, I'm about to take a schlook.
schlook by highonF4i February 7, 2008

Schploof 

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.
Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”
Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018
In Sweden, the group Looptroop introduced the word schlook back in their Sedlighetsroteln days in Malmö(?), Sweden. A schlook, according to Looptroop, is a slacker kind of guy that you hang out and chill with.
- You know Tommy?
- Yeah, he's a real schlook!
schlook by chea April 29, 2006

schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
schplorking by Luke January 12, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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