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Schploof 

Sharting to the point where it tears a hole in your pants.
Bro, last week I was at my girlfriends house and I schploofed all over the couch!”
Schploof by Schploofy goofy December 19, 2018
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Schploof 

A minecraft player, a legend in some eyes. Sometimes a helicopter and sometimes a goos.
Schploof is a chonky helictpoer
Schploof by Schploof March 15, 2021
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Schloofy 

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed
Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy 

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader
Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy
Schloofy by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

schplook 

Tasts away and definitely doesn't come out of people wink wink
He schplooked in my ... mouth
schplook by Thee most biggest pp October 19, 2021

Schloofengirth 

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls
I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!
Schloofengirth by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

Schplookuldork 

Absolutely fucking no one knows what it means!
Person 1: Hey schplookuldork!

Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1:IDK!!!
Schplookuldork by Schplook October 19, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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