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Schoenfield
Schoenfield by iamjagsman June 29, 2022
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David Schoenfield
An ESPN retard who thinks the phillies will not make the playoffs in 2011 after having the most wins in the league in 2010 & improving their pitching in the offseason.
David Schoenfield by Moolium April 27, 2011
schoeffel
<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
schoenfeld
To screw up badly and make poor judgment calls that usally effect other peoples lives as well as your own.
To do things without thinking.
Drink to excess and not remember anything.
To do things without thinking.
Drink to excess and not remember anything.
She was going to college but pulled a schoenfeld when she failed out for drinking.
Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.
Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.
Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.
Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.
schoenfeld by ironyandcircumstance January 11, 2009
Schoepe
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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