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Schopenhauer 

Arthur Schopenhauer; German philosopher; born February 22, 1788; died September 21, 1860
Schopenhauer dealt believers of freewill a blow by pointing out that, although we can certainly DO what we want, we have no say in WHAT we want.
Schopenhauer by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008
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Schoopening

A 2-3 week period where Jonathan Schoop is one of the best players in baseball
We all know Jonathan Schoop will have his yearly Schoopening

schwepervesence 

according to AZ in the 1994 classic Nas song "Life's a Bitch", it is a sense of ghetto success and prosperity, involving both pride in your hood and the effort to do big things in your own situation
yo i keep that schwepervesence stayin in my blood son im bout to have this whole block on lock ya heard
schwepervesence by edge- ROC January 6, 2008

schoopeighdewpahlah

adj: all feelings and moods experienced at school.
gosh darn! school is so schoopeighdewpahlah right now!

Schoeneman 

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.
I would love me a Schoeneman!
...that girl is schoener..for sure..
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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