Describes an individual whose physical appearance is generally perceived as chopped, yet who presents themselves as significantly more appealing on social media through the use of flattering photos, filters, angles, or editing techniques.
Bro #1: you told me she was bad asf bro what happened
Bro #2: her insta looked good bro shes just schopped
When you try to help someone, expose wrongdoing, or do something for their benefit, but instead they turn against you, get you banned, or take legal action.
I tried to warn the server about the scammers, but now I’ve been schleped—can’t believe they sued me after I was just helping.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.