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schnoolie 

A way to say vagina without offending people. Can also be used to mean ass.
Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."

Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"
schnoolie by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011

schnooly 

A schnooly is a pacifier.
Where is the babys schnooly?
schnooly by dadda1 May 27, 2014
John: "What you know talking bout, son?"
Ivan: "You know I'm all about the schnowder."
Koby: "Old school coke head."
schnowder by John Paul C December 1, 2007

Schnowskeet 

Prior to ejaculation. Grip the shaft of the penis, placing the thumb directly over the tip of the urethra at a slight angle. The correct angle combined with the appropriate build-up of pressure will produce a shooting stream of semen, which can be aimed with deadly accuracy.
She didn't expect it to shoot that far when I schnowskeeted all over her face!
Schnowskeet by H1r0 October 2, 2010

Schnobler 

A person who tends to only care for themselves, yet is too incompetent to do anything. These people tend to surround themselves with others of the same disability.
Man- “That guy Ronnie is such schnobler.”
Friend- “Well his father was quite the prick back in the day. I guess it’s hereditary.”
Schnobler by b-shozzletito November 5, 2018

schnooleheletteletto 

with such classics as not chopping wood and putting 8 slices off cheese on a toothbrush.
"oh is he about to cut wood, no its schnooleheletteletto"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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