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To shift the face off some-one in a drunken stuper.
Jesus that guy's disgusting, he schnowled that yoke at the bar right before he vommed all over himself.
schnowl by Bingo King January 17, 2008
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schnoolie 

A way to say vagina without offending people. Can also be used to mean ass.
Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."

Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"
schnoolie by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011

schnooly 

A schnooly is a pacifier.
Where is the babys schnooly?
schnooly by dadda1 May 27, 2014
John: "What you know talking bout, son?"
Ivan: "You know I'm all about the schnowder."
Koby: "Old school coke head."
schnowder by John Paul C December 1, 2007

Schnowskeet 

Prior to ejaculation. Grip the shaft of the penis, placing the thumb directly over the tip of the urethra at a slight angle. The correct angle combined with the appropriate build-up of pressure will produce a shooting stream of semen, which can be aimed with deadly accuracy.
She didn't expect it to shoot that far when I schnowskeeted all over her face!
Schnowskeet by H1r0 October 2, 2010

Schnobler 

A person who tends to only care for themselves, yet is too incompetent to do anything. These people tend to surround themselves with others of the same disability.
Man- “That guy Ronnie is such schnobler.”
Friend- “Well his father was quite the prick back in the day. I guess it’s hereditary.”
Schnobler by b-shozzletito November 5, 2018

schnooleheletteletto 

with such classics as not chopping wood and putting 8 slices off cheese on a toothbrush.
"oh is he about to cut wood, no its schnooleheletteletto"
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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