Schnobler 

A person who tends to only care for themselves, yet is too incompetent to do anything. These people tend to surround themselves with others of the same disability.

Man- “That guy Ronnie is such schnobler.”
Friend- “Well his father was quite the prick back in the day. I guess it’s hereditary.”

Schnobler by b-shozzletito November 5, 2018

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Schnobble 

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.

Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...

Schnobble by Alex 3 December 24, 2008

schnokered 

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

schnokered by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

schnookered 

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.

I was so schnookered last night!

schnookered by Chelsea F May 11, 2006

schnookered 

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

schnookered by Dawnr June 10, 2007