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schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil 

a response to the german saying "schnip schnap das kleine krokodil", which means "shnip shnap (cutting/choping/eating sounds) the little crocodile", (the response means "shnip shnap you little pedophile". this is used when an adult has said this to a child, and said because it rhymes.
schnip schnap das kleine krokodile! ("shnip shnap, the little crocodile!")
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schnip schnap du kleiner pädophil! ("shnip shnap, you little pedophile!)
an exclamation used when exhilerated, angry or trying to get someone's attention (or all of the above)

(rod's definition, is the definative - daboz's is rubbish)
"Schnap!" (shortly followed by) "Hey! You! Listen!"
"Schna-aaaaaap!" (as if on rollercoaster)
"SCHNAP!" (follwed by i broke my penci, or that truck just rolled over my toe)
schnap! by rod fleming November 18, 2003
To take a nap in school. Can be mistaken for a classy way of saying "snap".
School kid; oh wow Timmy is schnapping again.

(What it can be mistaken for)
School kid 2; he would want to wake up, and make it schnappy.
Schnap by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017
To express emotion, like "Holy Shit!" or "Wow!"
Holy schnap! That was off the hinges!
schnap by Vandall March 15, 2005
No Cap. Ain't no cappin'

Expressive Synonyms : Word? Word mayne.

Alternatives: Bo Schna'. Bo Schnab'
Ex:
- John: Yo bro, did you really get a 100% on your Chemistry?

- Earl: Yeah man I did, Bo Schnap!

- John: That's awesome bro, Bo Schba'!
Bo Schnap by NewERA2021 July 12, 2021

Schnap-Diesel 

An exclamation often made to state the awesomeness of a situation. Often preceded by a raising of the hands and snapping of the fingers to enhance the effect.
Jason: "Graham, did you pull a Houdini on Carla for the second night in a row!?"

Graham: "Schnap-Diesel!"
Schnap-Diesel by buckEboi April 23, 2010
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