ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
by buckEboi April 27, 2010
An exclamation often made to state the awesomeness of a situation. Often preceded by a raising of the hands and snapping of the fingers to enhance the effect.
Jason: "Graham, did you pull a Houdini on Carla for the second night in a row!?"
Graham: "Schnap-Diesel!"
Graham: "Schnap-Diesel!"
by buckEboi April 23, 2010
Samantha was ecstatic to be fucking Roberto for the first time, until she realized he had been pulling a Lazy Kevin for the last 15 minutes.
by buckEboi April 22, 2010