schnecken

An iced German pastry.

Fresh from the oven, the schnecken filled the air with a delectable aroma.

by richard October 2, 2003

schnecken

The act of rolling an overweight, self conscious girl in a ball up like a Jewish pastry, ejaculating in the middle of the structure, and then eating a piece of chicken parm.

Bruce: Wow, I heard Mark gave Carl a schnecken in the Falcons Bunk!

Ted: What bakery did he get it at?

by Schneck 270 August 1, 2008

pulled a Schneck

- V - To impregnate a girl whilst intoxicated then vomit on the bed.

Variation: Pullin' A Schneck (present tense)

Man, I was so drunk the other night, pulled a Schneck. There was puke and jizz everywhere.

by Sportn A. Woody August 27, 2009

schneikees

adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.

"Holy schneikees, I've gotta crap!"

by Jankus June 11, 2006

schicken

Gutter pronunciation of chicken.

I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.

by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008