schnecken 

An iced German pastry.

Fresh from the oven, the schnecken filled the air with a delectable aroma.

schnecken by richard October 2, 2003

schnecken 

The act of rolling an overweight, self conscious girl in a ball up like a Jewish pastry, ejaculating in the middle of the structure, and then eating a piece of chicken parm.

Bruce: Wow, I heard Mark gave Carl a schnecken in the Falcons Bunk!

Ted: What bakery did he get it at?

schnecken by Schneck 270 August 1, 2008

pulled a Schneck 

- V - To impregnate a girl whilst intoxicated then vomit on the bed.

Variation: Pullin' A Schneck (present tense)

Man, I was so drunk the other night, pulled a Schneck. There was puke and jizz everywhere.

pulled a Schneck by Sportn A. Woody August 27, 2009

schneikees 

adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.

"Holy schneikees, I've gotta crap!"

schneikees by Jankus June 11, 2006

schicken

Gutter pronunciation of chicken.

I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.

schicken by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008