Schnackenberg 

noun;
1. Enlarged phallus
2. Erection

Dude, I totally have a schnackenberg for your mom.

Schnackenberg by Colonel Lovetree Roundwomb September 20, 2005

schnakenberg

A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.

It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!

Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.

Schnakenbabies

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.

The schnakenberg has continuously avoided death by Ashenheart.

schnakenberg by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013

schneckenburger 

tall skinny boy with jewish tendencies such as picking up pennies from the sidewalk, having curly hair and a big nose. traditionally a terrible speller and traditionally has problems getting laid.

look at him...must be a schneckenburger

schneckenburger by cheese1238 February 3, 2010