richard's definitions

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

puller

A wanker in Australia; a tosser in UK. One who has a grip on himself, but not reality, esp in relation to his place in it.

That bloke is a real puller.

by Richard September 3, 2003

xshift

The process of shitting upside down

Batman had the runs and took an xshift all over himself

by richard February 22, 2003

Blex

British, Northern chav word for a condom

I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex

by Richard November 25, 2004

gay row

8th Avenue in Chelsea, New York

Hey, dude. I'll see you later on gay row!

by richard September 15, 2004

weatherill

n. an action that is completely lacking in skill, but produces the required result (eg pool; hitting a cue ball exceptionally hard and potting the object ball after hitting many cushions)
vb. to weatherill; the act of commiting a weatherill

'he just weatherilled it and i lost the game'
'rule1. no weatherills'

by Richard September 17, 2003

gutted pumpkin

worn out pussy

that girl is so wore out she looks like a gutted pumpkin

by Richard May 8, 2003