richard's definitions

whow

mixture of wow and how, used only where both are appropriate.

"I just ate a whole wheel of cheese."

"WHOW!?"

by Richard June 19, 2006

Cello

A beautiful bowed, four stringed insrtument, played between the knees. it's in the tuning of C. it's strings are (from highest to lowest) A,D,G,C. it usually plays harmony or backround but is often featured in concertos and sonatas.

Yo-Yo Ma is a Cellist.
Rasputina is a band featuring 3 cellos.

by Richard February 3, 2004

Douchbag

the true defination referrs to a bag in which contains vaginal discharge

The girl gushed her vaginal discharge into a douchbag...

by Richard July 10, 2003

Soviet Union

Stalin, my leader! Wipe out the capitalist pigs! Rise and bring your means to your world!

Soviets rule!

by Richard February 4, 2004

Elzi

the bestest

also hot

see sexy

wow Elzi's hot today

by Richard October 8, 2004

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

Adaired

When you are flashed by a platinum blonde. She may possibly steal your car, so be careful!

I was driving to work when I was adaired by Daisy. She then tricked me into getting out of my car, which she promply stole.

by Richard December 30, 2004