richard's definitions

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 3, 2005

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

Chaz

A person intimidating or becoming the opposite sex. See also transvestite

The dancer with rosey cheeks became a chaz after many years of surgury.

by Richard November 25, 2003

Blex

British, Northern chav word for a condom

I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex

by Richard November 25, 2004

gay row

8th Avenue in Chelsea, New York

Hey, dude. I'll see you later on gay row!

by richard September 15, 2004

puller

A wanker in Australia; a tosser in UK. One who has a grip on himself, but not reality, esp in relation to his place in it.

That bloke is a real puller.

by Richard September 3, 2003