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schneikees

adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.
"Holy schneikees, I've gotta crap!"
by Jankus June 11, 2006
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schneikees

Way to describe any situation without cussing. Can be used in conjunction with many words such as holy, oh, woah, or just by itself. Generally used to express anger without maming the ears of others.
Holy schneikees! I completely forgot that my teacher was a man, not a woman. I sure as heck hope that she doesn't kill me.
by Mamer Q May 25, 2006
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Holy Schnikes!!!

A phrase used to replace shit or crap
by Dovall92 January 21, 2010
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schnikes

by Swid September 9, 2002
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Holy Schnikes

A non-cursing expression of amazement and/or surprise.

(It's pronounced schnaik-ees, not schnaiks.)
Holy schnikes, Fedor Emelianenko is raping Brock Lesnar! And not just figuratively, he's actually raping him/it!
by Oselius July 16, 2009
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Schnikes

meaning dang it, or come onnn.
*computer crashes*
"SCHNIKES!"
by a;sldkjfdkdksla; November 27, 2009
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Schneiders Pussy Plug

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007
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