schneikees
adj.-substitute for any number of exclamations and any cuss or swear words. Used to not insult people with your potty mouth or to protect little children's ears from evil words.
schneikees by Jankus June 11, 2006
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schneikees
Way to describe any situation without cussing. Can be used in conjunction with many words such as holy, oh, woah, or just by itself. Generally used to express anger without maming the ears of others.
Holy schneikees! I completely forgot that my teacher was a man, not a woman. I sure as heck hope that she doesn't kill me.
schneikees by Mamer Q May 25, 2006
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Schneiders Pussy Plug
When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!
Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!
Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?
Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!
Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!
Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?
Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!
Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
Schneiders Pussy Plug by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007
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