schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 6, 2004

Schmiee

American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.

Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.

by Botendaddy July 9, 2016

Schmiee

"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"

"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.

by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.

Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.

by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019

Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!

Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018

schmiegel

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.

Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi

by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015