schmucklit
A really foolish and clumsy midget that has a big nose that looks like a penis
Comes from the yiddish word schmock meaning penis
Comes from the yiddish word schmock meaning penis
schmucklit by Matt stoney October 26, 2022
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schmuckbait
Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.
schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
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wackity schmackity doo
Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.
Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"
*wackity schmackity doo!*
*wackity schmackity doo!*
wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007
schmutzklitzen
schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007
schmuckatelli
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019
schmucknutt
A jackass of gargantuan proportions.
"Nice move, shmucknutt!"
schmucknutt by Dano October 18, 2003
schmuckiño
- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"
- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."
- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."
schmuckiño by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021
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Ratfucker
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