schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

Schmuckit

A person or group seeking to maximize fun regardless of economic or social consequence.

“Let’s schmuckit this weekend” “Have you ever tried to schmuckit”

by Bkatcap December 2, 2021

schmuckbag

A coworker who does nothing all day but play solitaire

while others work, this guy plays cards ALL day long

by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

schmucklit

A really foolish and clumsy midget that has a big nose that looks like a penis

Comes from the yiddish word schmock meaning penis

Look at that Schmucklit he can barley hold his nose up and is falling all over the place

by Matt stoney October 26, 2022

schmuckatelli

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019