schmuckiño 

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

schmuckiño by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010

Schuckin' it

To leave work a few minutes earlier than the actual end of official business without notifying a supervisor.

I'm Schuckin' it today, I have to get to the vet before it closes.

Schuckin' it by Archibald the Bassist October 8, 2009

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

schmuckness per pound by The Fly February 9, 2004

schmackin 

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

schmackin by Carson January 22, 2004

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

schmuckenschmick by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

schmucknutt 

A jackass of gargantuan proportions.

"Nice move, shmucknutt!"

schmucknutt by Dano October 18, 2003