schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

by NZAP 9041 April 05, 2016

schmoove

To move in such a way that is extremely smooth and impressive

OUUUUUU, did you see that? Look at him schmoove, bro!

by ComputerUnit April 05, 2021

schmooving

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

schmooving

when you move elegantly in a mario maker level on walkies

Guy 1: Woah he's so good at mario
Guy 13: hes schmooving!

Simpleflips: YOU ALL SUCK DICK

by cannedbredo January 08, 2021

schmoove

Something that is so fucking bad ass that the universe buckles under it's awesomeness.

The cat is god damn schmoove.

by whytheam August 08, 2009

schmoov

Schmoov is a combination af smooth,hard and slick!
Some people say that the Brookstar is schmoov!!

Coop: *looks towards Brookstar* Oh, i wish i was schmoov and hard like the Brookstar.
Brookstar: Oi, Coop you wanker stop lookin at me!!!
Coop: Oh shit,*shits pants for the third time, then runs of crying*
Coop: Why dose this always happen to me!!!!!

by aidan brooker December 11, 2004

schmoove

To describe a certain group that keeps this fucking bad ass word a secret to other groups.

Is Spode schmoove? Probably...

by KingSpode July 26, 2018