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schmin schmin schmon
In Alishawokawokaland (formally known as Grehajir(east asia, minimal popularity)), Schmin schmin schmon means
hey, hello there
however,
schmin can mean three things,
schmin=Hey/Hello/Hi
:)
Soon, Alishawokawokalish will be talk of the streets because Queen Alishawokawoka brought it down.
People are already posting bullitins
Schmin schmin schmon is the new "ohaiderr"
schmon s
hey, hello there
however,
schmin can mean three things,
schmin=Hey/Hello/Hi
:)
Soon, Alishawokawokalish will be talk of the streets because Queen Alishawokawoka brought it down.
People are already posting bullitins
Schmin schmin schmon is the new "ohaiderr"
schmon s
Greta says :Schmin schmin schmon!
Sexbombjohn says:ohaiderr
Greta says:It's alishawokawokalish, have you bought your dictionary.
Sexbombjohn says:ohaiderr
Greta says:It's alishawokawokalish, have you bought your dictionary.
schmin schmin schmon by Alishawokawoka April 19, 2009
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Schmonkey • Schmoner • schmoney • schmong • Schmonk • schmonster • schmon • Schmonda • schmonday • Schmondler
Schlong control
Schlong control by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018
Long schlong telegong
Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022
schlongpire
Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
schlongpire by Triwinning June 27, 2016
Schrödinger's Schlong
If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018
Schlond poofa
A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Schlond poofa by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.