Schmonk

That sweet green bud.

I so schmonked

by Dan Minton October 24, 2017

Schmonk

When the bottom of your foot itches, and you stomp-walk to try to get it to stop itching.

Fred: Is your foot itching?
Tom: Yeah, how did you know?
Fred: You've been schmonking for about ten minutes now.

by Wise_Nerd XD September 30, 2010

A Schmonk

a person who's against disscord and loves to use skype

This guy dosen't use disscord? hes such a schmonk.

by Zeckocx May 13, 2018

Schmooks

A phrase started in late Chicago that can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or thank you. Similar to Glooks.

"Aye I got the 8-ball"
"Ite Schmooks on that"

by Jmoney2134 January 4, 2022

thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

schmon

An exclaimation employed by Michael Jackson in a number of his songs, most notably "Man in the Mirror". In actuality, the phrase likely to be Jacksonalization of "Come on".

"You gotta make a change! Schmon! (Make that change)"

by redgyul September 22, 2004

schlonkied

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014