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Schmondler 

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.
"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."
Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Schmoodled

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!
Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable
Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.
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Ass Schmoner 

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
Ass Schmoner by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

schindler's shitlist 

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.
Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

schindler 

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing
jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler
schindler by jables80 December 31, 2010
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