Schmonda 

A woman’s pubic region/vagina. It may refer only to the pubic hair, or to the genitals themselves, or to everything inclusive.

“I bet that lady with the deep gravelly voice has a really hairy schmonda!” Or “Following a cavity search police found an undisclosed amount of contraband on the suspect. It was smuggled past prison security in her schmonda.” Also “That stripper can shove a whole sleeve of Oreos right up her schmonda!”

Schmonda by ImActuallyJesusAndIDontLikeIt August 11, 2022

Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.

Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!

Schmunday by Schmah March 7, 2011

Schmondler 

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.

Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."

Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009

shmonday 

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

shmonday by achflemmed April 16, 2009

schmonday 

An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.

"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."

schmonday by generalChaos August 26, 2013

Shmonday 

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

Shmonday by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008

Shmonday 

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.

Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.

Shmonday by Harry Bozak April 27, 2007