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Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
by The King1234 November 09, 2008
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
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The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.
*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*
by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018
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a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot
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by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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