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Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
by The King1234 November 09, 2008
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.
*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*
by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018
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a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot
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by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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