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The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.
"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"
Smonday by -Chloe- October 28, 2019
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An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.
Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!
Schmunday by Schmah March 7, 2011
A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

Schmunsday 

The day Schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. The day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form Einsteins theory of relativity. The theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. The day Schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 PM. After the Royal Party Comity of CalPoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the Schmunsday was reviled. Schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. The day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.
Finaly Schmunsday!
I slept all Schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
What did you do during Schmunsday?
When is Schmunsday now again? Soon, very soon!
Schmunsday by namn November 23, 2015

Schmoliday 

A day in which you get to work from home without the usual interruptions of eMail or endless, pointless, back-to-back nonconference calls.
Q. Did you enjoy your holiday?
A. Holiday Schmoliday, I had to get up early and take care of that presentation that everyone's been hounding me about.
Schmoliday by PhlpCrp September 7, 2009

Schmondler 

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
Schmondler by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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