Schmog 

The trifecta of solid, liquid, and gaseous matter that is violently ejected from the body after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or food high in fat, grease, cholesterol, and bliss.

After an indulging lunch of 5 Guys burgers and fries, Erik found himself running to the bathroom to release his schmog.

see also schmogging

Schmog by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

schmog 

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

schmog by NigMcNig January 18, 2009

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017

MAGA-SCHMAGA 

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk

Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.

MAGA-SCHMAGA by kelamist January 21, 2019

schmogging 

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

schmogging by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011