I sucked Betsy Devos's tiddies and all I got was gentrified. :(
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Grand Rapids, Michigan. There is lead in the water on The Westside of town.
Person 1: That's sad.
Person 2: Yes. Very. Betsy DeVos put a bike rack in my asshole and now I'm blind.
by Ein Lateral living & ded January 13, 2021
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A city in Western Michigan. Bottom line, it's better than the shit hole you live in.
Dave: Hey man where you from?

Joe: Oh I live in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Dave: Damn! That's way better than the shit hole I live in!
by Bekins August 25, 2012
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A great city in West MI, with lots of opportunities, people, and things to do. Grand Rapids gets better and better every year. Was known as the "furniture city". But is now more popular in the arts with two art museums, Urban Institute for Contemporary Arts, Saint Cecelia Music Society, WMCAT, Civic Theater, Kendall Art College, and also the largest art competition in the world, ARTPRIZE. Also famous for the worlds largest lip dub to the song "American Pie" led by Rob Bliss. There is so many things to do around GR every season. And is also known for the Fredrick Mejier Gardens and Sculpture Park, with an indoor tropical rain forest green house. GR gets a bad, exaggerated rep about GRPS. But now has a new superintendent, and is getting better.
" I went to a wedding in Grand Rapids and I didn't want to leave, so many things to do rain or shine!"

"I love Grand Rapids because I'm a city girl, but NY, Chicago, and Detroit is to big and crowded."

"I love to take walks in the evening down town Grand Rapids when all the lights and the sun set are shining on the Grand River."
by Poprocks2.0 January 29, 2012
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NOT the city in Michigan, but a quaint little town in northern Minnesota. The birth place of actress Judy Garland, where she began her acting career. Home of a real yellow brick road. The official town of the Wizard of Oz. A kick ass town to go fishing, hunting, etc. in.
Joe: So where you from?
Jane: Grand Rapids
Joe: Oh, Michigan? Gross. Sorry to hear that.
Jane: No, Minnesota.
Joe: Oh, right on!
by asilsknab October 28, 2008
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A term used to describe heaven on earth.
"Where are you from?"
"Grand Rapids"
by Hendrikje January 13, 2007
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A city in Michigan with about 200,000 residents. The metropolitan area has around 1,000,000 residents. It has the highest murder, rape, assault, and theft in all of West Michigan. It is also home to GRPS which owns Union high school, Ottawa high school, Creston high school, and Central high school who all four are on the list of worst schools in the U.S. Union has the highest drop out rate in all of the U.S. under 25% of their students graduate. 1 of 9 will make it to senior year. Union also is number second highest for assault, and third for weapons. In one year alone there were four rapings, two shoot outs, and 53 incidents of weapons un just Union. All in all Union made it second on the list of worst high schools in the U.S followed by Creston 4th Ottawa 5th and Central 10th.
"Martha who is that trashy new boy."

"Oh that's a product of Grand Rapids."

by Aaron Linton September 7, 2008
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City in Western Michigan with a population of about 200,000. People outside of Western MI generally have no idea where it is, possibly because nothing happens there. Called The Furniture Capital because Steelcase makes a few desks and chairs southwest of town. Dutch people abound in the area, as well as an increasing population of Hispanics. Former President Gerald Ford grew up near the city. The company called a pyramid scheme by some, Amway, alternatively Scamway, is also based nearby.
A: Where are you from?
B: Grand Rapids.
A: Where's that?
by 4UF9WE May 10, 2006
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