Schmogul

A highly successful, powerful person who has somehow remained a jerk.

Check out the schmogul at the corner table. Yes, that's really him, and yes, he's eating sushi with a fork.

by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019

Schmogul

A man who possesses all abilities and especially emphasises his schmeagleness to all people. It is the highest rank on the schmeagle scale.

Schmogul is the most schmeagle of the schmeagles

by Schmeagz July 5, 2022

schmogley

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)

my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

schoogull

A seagull that can be found in your school courtyard during lunch eating scraps of food left behind by dirty high school children

*Look out for the schoogulls cuz they ten to poop on your head...*

by Frankie! May 13, 2005

schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.

Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.

by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011

schmugulated

To be completely to fucked up to function

Dude, Colin was completely schmugulated!

by Snatemonster January 6, 2018

Schmouldering

Where one is to get intoxicated on alcohol or other substances and act like a funny cunt and rage it up.

Hey John, let's schmoulder this weekend.
HELL YEAH, epic schmoulder time bro.

I joined the Schmouldering Goon Sack Mob on Facebook!

Fuck, look at that guy he's schmouldered out of his brain.

Remember that time, we shmouldered up to mcdonalds and ate $300 worth of cheeseburgers..

by tga goon June 5, 2011