Schmogul
Check out the schmogul at the corner table. Yes, that's really him, and yes, he's eating sushi with a fork.
Schmogul by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019
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Schmogul • Schmogle • Schmegular • schmoggle • Schmoggled • schmogley • Schmogli • Schmouldering • schmugulated • schoogull
schmogley
noun.
1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass
2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd
3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)
1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass
2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd
3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)
my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning
oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi
Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch
oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi
Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch
schmogley by cornfritter October 21, 2010
schmoggle
schmoggle by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011
schmugulated
schmugulated by Snatemonster January 6, 2018
Schmouldering
Where one is to get intoxicated on alcohol or other substances and act like a funny cunt and rage it up.
Hey John, let's schmoulder this weekend.
HELL YEAH, epic schmoulder time bro.
I joined the Schmouldering Goon Sack Mob on Facebook!
Fuck, look at that guy he's schmouldered out of his brain.
Remember that time, we shmouldered up to mcdonalds and ate $300 worth of cheeseburgers..
HELL YEAH, epic schmoulder time bro.
I joined the Schmouldering Goon Sack Mob on Facebook!
Fuck, look at that guy he's schmouldered out of his brain.
Remember that time, we shmouldered up to mcdonalds and ate $300 worth of cheeseburgers..
Schmouldering by tga goon June 5, 2011
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