schmogen
schmogen by EmmyLouSmithers September 11, 2007
Words you can keep
schmogerty
bull crap, lies, untruth
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
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schmogen • Schmogerty • Shmogen • schmogin • schmogination • schmogin' bono • schmokenhagen • Schmoment • Schmoogen • schoogen
Schrögender
A modern, scientifically proven and quantum-mechanically valid interpretation for unpredictable, all-encompassing, non-problematic gender fluidity, cleverly referring to the famous cat thought-experiment by Erwin Schrödinger. Although quantum mechanics is fundamental to the understanding of everything and all, this interpretation has been suppressed by years of oppressive patriarchy. This lead in turn to the most absolutely contrary and wrong interpretation of gender: a binary, rather than infinite, construct that only today's advanced science can hope to bust.
Iain: Hey so, what's your gender? I'm a bit at a loss here and I don't want to trigger anyone...
Me: Oh it's quite simple, really: I identify as a Schrögender. That is, my gender is a quantum superposition of "gender-states" , until said superposition is measured. The wave-function then collapses and a specific gender in a specific point in time can be evaluated.
Iain: So...you don't know your gender until someone asks you?
Me: No, you ignoramus, I am ALL genders and NO genders ALL AT THE SAME TIME until someone asks. Sheesh, get a degree.
Sam: Hey, I'm writing a letter of reference for Charles but I'm not sure of what pronoun to use.
Seamus: Oh, you gotta use He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe.
Sam: Why so many?
Seamus: He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe is a Schrögender.
Sam: Ooooohhhh. Makes sense.
Me: Oh it's quite simple, really: I identify as a Schrögender. That is, my gender is a quantum superposition of "gender-states" , until said superposition is measured. The wave-function then collapses and a specific gender in a specific point in time can be evaluated.
Iain: So...you don't know your gender until someone asks you?
Me: No, you ignoramus, I am ALL genders and NO genders ALL AT THE SAME TIME until someone asks. Sheesh, get a degree.
Sam: Hey, I'm writing a letter of reference for Charles but I'm not sure of what pronoun to use.
Seamus: Oh, you gotta use He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe.
Sam: Why so many?
Seamus: He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe is a Schrögender.
Sam: Ooooohhhh. Makes sense.
Schrögender by Falkatore December 5, 2016
Schmogerty
Schmogerty by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011
schmokenhagen
n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
schmokenhagen by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008
schmogin' bono
schmogin' bono by johnismerry April 1, 2023
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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