schmirien
When your US history teacher struggles with English so can’t say the word smearing. Schmirien is the same definition as smearing
schmirien by Hdndhfjbsndnd April 26, 2023
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Schmire
(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.
(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.
(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
Schmire by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020
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schmirien • Schmitten • schiren • schirin • schfriend • schmergen • Schmibing • schmiering it up • schmilingo • Schmire
Schmitten
Schmitten by SCHMITTEN LOVER XOXOX September 29, 2011
Schmitten
A term used to define nerdy couples usually in their mid teen's.
Most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, technology and paintball.
Couples have a tendency to use Instant Messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.
Derived from the word "smitten".
Most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, technology and paintball.
Couples have a tendency to use Instant Messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.
Derived from the word "smitten".
schmitten
to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.
schmitten by Rob Phillips June 16, 2008
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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