(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.
(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.
(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.
A term used to define nerdy couples usually in their mid teen's.
Most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, technology and paintball.
Couples have a tendency to use Instant Messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.