schmirien

When your US history teacher struggles with English so can’t say the word smearing. Schmirien is the same definition as smearing

The freshmen were schmirien my board where you’re art use to bee.

by Hdndhfjbsndnd April 26, 2023

Schmire

(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.

(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.

by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

schmirgin

someone who has not yet been deflowered by a schmidt

Listen Schmody, I have to admit that I am not a schmirgin.

by KateBrien October 15, 2017

Schmitten

a scary game where everyone disappears.

Zoe- Let's play Schmitten!

by SCHMITTEN LOVER XOXOX September 29, 2011

Schmitten

A term used to define nerdy couples usually in their mid teen's.
Most often relates to couples with similar interests, such as paintball, brutal combat using wooden/foam swords, films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, technology and paintball.
Couples have a tendency to use Instant Messenger in the place of a telephone to discuss important relationship issues.

Derived from the word "smitten".

Josh and Urankar. Enough said.

by Trudy S. May 23, 2005

schmitten

to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.

friend- are you still schmitten with that bitch
guy- yea we talk a lil

by Rob Phillips June 16, 2008