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Schmibing 

You're swaggin, chillin, mellow and vibing
Yo dude I'm absolutely schmibing right now
Yea man, this is an absolute schmibe
Schmibing by UhhMitch January 26, 2023
Words you can keep
When you kiss and you miss.
Last time we schmoinged by accident.
Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

schmyming 

The act of saying a word and then saying the word again, but putting "schm" in front of a word, usually also replacing the first consonant, as a means of expressing skepticism, ridicule, or sarcasm.
Teenager: Mom, I can't help you with the dishes because I have so much homework to do.
Mom: Homework Schmomework, you get down here this instant and empty the dishwasher!
Teenager: Dishwasher Schmishwasher! I have a history essay due tomorrow.
Mom: History schmistory, you can take a break and help your mother!!!
Teenager: Mother Schmother
Mom: Dont you Mother Schmother me!! I will give mother schmother if you dont get down here right now...
Teenager: Now Schmow

SCHMYMING can go on indefinitely
schmyming by Vlad the Explainer December 17, 2017

Schmoinger 

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

schminga 

A word often used in times of excitment or enthusiasm. Also used in times of accomplishment.
Ex1: OMG! Were going to Florida! Holly SCHMINGA!
Ex2: Woah! You got the point! SCHMINGA!
schminga by SaraRose March 28, 2008

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.
My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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