The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.
Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.
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A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake
"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.
Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.
Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.
"My little schmidling" (with accent)
"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.
Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.
Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.
"My little schmidling" (with accent)
"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.
Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
by schmidling September 11, 2012
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Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch
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Person 2: Wow, That's a lot of Schmidling
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