The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can flingshit up to 100km per hour.
Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.
A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake
"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.
Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.
Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.
"My little schmidling" (with accent)
"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.
Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.