schmilingo 

when you badoink on the do ha

Aww Schmilingo!

schmilingo by Mr, Fat March 17, 2023

Schlingott 

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

Schlingott by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

Schmidling 

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake

"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.

Schmidling by schmidling September 11, 2012

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

Schmling Ding by Bagaack December 8, 2016

Schlingo 

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

Schlingo by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

schmaling 

a tall faget, abnormally tall and gay

abnormally tall and gay

schmaling by u no who it is April 28, 2004

Schmidling 

The performing of unneeded and somewhat laborious tasks in an inefficient manner.

Person 1: Dude, I just dusted off all the objects in that room and it took like, 3 hours

Person 2: Wow, That's a lot of Schmidling

Schmidling by Edison1234 August 14, 2009