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schmidlin
1. A gibberish cuss word. 2. Used to indicate an incompetent or worthless person. 3. An involuntary and/or nervous twitch, involving the head but primarily the neck. 4. Nonsense words used to describe anything unappealing or distasteful
schmidlin by KyleRockafella October 16, 2008
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schmirgin • schmigginized • schmigginzed • schmorgin • Schmingit • Schmitting • schirin • Schmanging • Schmidling • Schmidting
schmogging
The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.
The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.
schmogging by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011
shmiggins
shmiggins by Gibraglefaf December 22, 2007
Schmitting
Schmitting by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012
Schmingit
Schmingit by Amogusboy09877 September 1, 2023
schmorgisborg
A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.
-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"
schmorgisborg by Stroganoff August 6, 2008
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