schmeitz

To bugger off; to get out of here;

cheers guys, i'm schmeitzing

by Dave Feinberg&Dan Rosengarten September 26, 2018

schmeitz

Someone who seems to have total disregard for others' feelings-- also someone unbelievably cheap. This type of person will go to a mcdonald's and order a regular hamburger, drive home, and put his own piece of cheese on it just to save the 15 cents it would have cost to buy a cheeseburger.

dude: hey man, I called fives on that seat, get up!
schmeitz: it's cool man, there are other seats. pick one of those.
dude (to someone else): God, that guy is such a schmeitz.

by chelsea21 October 22, 2007

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

Schmitz

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

Schmitzled

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

Schweitz

Is defined as Roasted Pork, Ham, Swiss, and Lettuce on a toasted sub.

Stephen ordered a Schweitz from the deli, and it was amazing.

by LTSU November 8, 2011