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The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.
I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.
by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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