schmetzed

when you wake up still drunk

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!

by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

by Riiiles June 8, 2019

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005