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schmetzed

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!
by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010
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schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017
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schmenged

ive been schmenged
by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
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schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
by Riiiles June 8, 2019
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Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.
I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.
by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005
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schmeeked

Bro you're schmeeked
by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015
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schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.
by Anomaly July 12, 2005
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