Schmay

To smoke refer, marijuana, or get high in another manner. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective--schmayed. A variant is schmock, schmocked.

A good

Why are your eyes so bloodshot? Shhhh, Rob and I are about to schmay.

My eyes? I'm just tired.

by Snufalufagussy July 16, 2010

schmay

An interuption in which the word itself baffles or distracts those whom shouldn't have heard what has just been said.

watch and enjoy a video showing you schmay at its best.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqSlpiB6R4Q

by Tara&Alix October 1, 2008

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schmack

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

by caro$wag February 8, 2021

MAGA-SCHMAGA

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk

Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.

by kelamist January 21, 2019

schmako

A type of dog food product. Usually biscuits shaped as bones

treats

Giving your ex a schmako, because dogs go crazy for some schmakos.

by Caitlin Hewitt July 6, 2011