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A combination of "schmuck" and "tard", used as an insult against a dumb asshole.
Jim failed his exam because he cheated off the blind girl! What a schmard!
by wilhelm klaus May 11, 2010
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A clink on a webpage that you can lick.
ie a spoonerism of clickable link
For more info there's a lickable clink in the description
by sloth242 January 11, 2010
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