schmard

A combination of "schmuck" and "tard", used as an insult against a dumb asshole.

Jim failed his exam because he cheated off the blind girl! What a schmard!

by wilhelm klaus May 12, 2010

schmarte

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

Schmario

Toe cheese

Lorenzo, your socks are full of schmario!

by Smezus March 6, 2019

Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

Schmartio

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.

That schmartio can suck my cock!

by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006

schmarmy

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008