Schmarder 

1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.

"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"

Schmarder by N/A April 21, 2005

Newt Scamander 

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

Newt Scamander by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Creamy Cody Scharmer 

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

Creamy Cody Scharmer by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012

schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007