schmammied
schmammied by lula December 17, 2006
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schmammered
The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008
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shmammed
a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
essentially, being drunk
synonym: shmammered
shmamied
Last night I was shmamied
Schrammed
The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
schmammed
shma'am - d
a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario
can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk
see also:
crunk
a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario
can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk
see also:
crunk
schimmied
The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.
schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009
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