schlammied 

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded

He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.

schlammied by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

schlamboed 

a state of extreme inebriation

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!

schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012

schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.

"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"

schlammered by NadoBubble May 20, 2008

Schrammed 

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

Schrammed by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

schmammed 

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk

Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.

schmammed by sharstar June 26, 2006

schimmied 

The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.

Bret is really growing his hair long, he looks all schimmied.

schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009

schmammied 

a state of elated drunkeness

After that fourth shot I was schmammied!!

schmammied by lula December 17, 2006