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Drunk beyond all other forms of description

Last night I was shmamied

shmamied by jk537 December 27, 2007

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shmammed

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004

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Slam shamied

To be completely fucked up on either drugs or alcohol

Wow Joe is really slam shamied, he's been doing coke and Yeager Meister all night

Slam shamied by Dadgad September 27, 2014

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shmamed

to be smashed and hammered

dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!

shmamed by KateLibonati June 11, 2006

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Shmammied

Adj.- 1.To be in a state of blatent intoxication.
2. To be just piss drunk.

We got so shmammied last night, i cant remember a thing.

Shmammied by YaBoy757 April 26, 2011

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Shmammied

thoroughly intoxicated.

We're gonna have us a no-pants party, play some rockband, and get shmammied

Shmammied by Dunbizzle June 29, 2009

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shmammied

being completely hammered that you slur your words and can't control yourself.

Priscilla was really shmammied at that party the other night.

shmammied by blynnnnnnnnnn July 13, 2009

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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