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schmammed 

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk
Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.
schmammed by sharstar June 26, 2006

schimmied 

The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.
Bret is really growing his hair long, he looks all schimmied.
schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009

schmammied 

a state of elated drunkeness
After that fourth shot I was schmammied!!
schmammied by lula December 17, 2006

shimmied 

To get shafted or done wrong.
He shimmied me, he didn't give me enough money.
shimmied by Buck rodgers November 12, 2013

schlammied 

to be past the point of drunk and BEYOND the point of schmammered. So intoxicated that one drools all over oneself with no knowledge of the situation. To be completely and uterely retarded
He was so schlammied last night he tried to piss in the sink and flush it when he finished.
schlammied by Gang-Beav March 10, 2011

Shimmied 

To be in a state of total degeneracy as a result of alcohol and or drugs. You generaly act like a mutt and stumble uncontrolably resulting in taunts from on lookers and or the lia.
Look at that dude he is totally shimmied, what a degenerate mutt.
Shimmied by Sampson the bird September 19, 2005