schimmied 

The art of changing from a Man to a Woman. One that cross-dresses, and is going through the transformation of becoming a woman - Pre-op.

Bret is really growing his hair long, he looks all schimmied.

schimmied by DimebagDave April 11, 2009

schimpfed 

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

schimpfed by Æ December 9, 2008

schimmel 

schimmel is another word used to describe "tissue".

I have a runny nose; pass me a schimmel.
Pass me the box of schimmels so I do not infect everyone.

schimmel by trombona November 16, 2014

schimmelfig

This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.

Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.

schimmelfig by William Wood July 10, 2005

Shimmed

The act of having your date's fingers put in your ass while you are hooking up

Did you hear what happened to Mike last night?
Ya I heard he got shimmed
NO Way!

Shimmed by Draco Malfoy III January 26, 2013

Mr. Schmied 

When an old grandpa has the need to have younger girls fuck him.

My nieghbor pulled a Mr. Schmied ALL over my sister....

Mr. Schmied by Wolverine//Logan January 23, 2009

schmieder 

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

schmieder by Schobinem July 21, 2011