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Means like the sound when you says it!

If can mean good or bad , hi, bye, just about anything all depending on the tonal expression you use in saying the word
Thats toast is schmalfy, gimme some.

Your so schmalf.

"Hi i'm home", Schmalf
schmalf by Wiztwas May 13, 2005
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Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.
Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.
Related Words

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.
Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!
schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

schmalicate 

Carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.
schmalicate by Norillim July 10, 2010

schmaltz 

from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.
That old Jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. It's so grody!

Gone With the Wind?! Why would you want to see that piece of 1930's schmaltz? Let's rent AVP instead!

schmaltz by pogo747 September 19, 2006
Word of the Day on August 22, 2023

Schmaltz 

From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.
Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.
Schmaltz by pizzamaster June 17, 2020
Yiddish. of, pertaining to, or characterized by schmaltz. Overly emotional. Cheesy sentiment, grandiose passion usually accompanied by effusive or overly-demonstrative gesticulations.

Superlative combination of sincerity and sentimentality. Abundance of enthusiasm or excitement. Usually one-sided, always over-the-top. Can be misconstrued as meretricious in nature, though that's not usually the case.

Often off-putting.
"Strangers with that kind of honesty make me go the big rubbery one" Narrator, Fight Club
H. Helpington: Omigod! Thank you SO MUCH. You're freaking amazing! Life as I know it would cease to exist if you hadn't come along. When there was no other light in my life you, wonderful you, shined on. You kept me safe and sane and you helped me when I couldn't help myself. 'll be grateful to you always. Hookers should be so lucky to have a heart of gold like yours. I think I love you a little. Thank you friend.

ABB: Shut it. Don't make me bitch-slap the stupid out you. I friggin' hate it when you're schmaltzy like that. Jeez chri, you're not going gay on me are ya? I told you I'm not like that. Anyway, you're welcome. Now show me what you really learned about STFU.
schmaltzy by HelpyHelpington December 13, 2010
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