schmalfuss

Schmalfuss originates from two words, "schmal" and "fuss"

To schmalfuss is to kick up an unnecessary fuss or trouble about nothing. Schmal comes from small(and fuss from fuss.) It is used in conversation regularly when describing menstrual or pregnant women who are making trouble out of nothing. To make a mountain from a molehill. To make something from nothing.

Stop bitching about every little thing! Good god, you are practically a schmalfuss!

schmalfuss by Phil Anthropist July 23, 2007

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shmalruss

a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute

dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC

shmalruss by Sammy the shmalruss February 15, 2009

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schmalfuss • schmauss • shmalruss

schmauss

Any schmauss has a 14 inch dick and are hot once I met a Wyatt schmauss and his was 15 inches he satisfied me all night

Omg the schmausses are her go clean your pussy

schmauss by Joyest April 23, 2024

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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