schmageggie
an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.
schmageggie by s1165096 March 24, 2009
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schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
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schmageggy
schmageggy by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006
schmegeggie
I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.
Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.
Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.
schmegeggie by rob essss July 21, 2008
Schmagegi
Schmagegi by Ashy Larry June 30, 2004
Schmegeggles
This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.
Schmegeggles by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010
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