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schmegeggie

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.
I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.
by rob essss July 21, 2008
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shmegegge

(Yiddish) baloney; hot air; nonsense; annoying person
Oi! Would you listen to Alex talk. What a shmegegge
by asekjflh October 13, 2009
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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
by budsbabe February 1, 2008
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Schmegeggles

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.
by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010
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schmegglie

Unrecognizable bits of cloth, paper, lint, fuzz, hair, etc., which covers a floor or carpeted area (or atop another article) and whose origin cannot be explained.
When Stephen opens his backpack, he leaves a blanket of schmegglies for us to clean later.
by Scurvydawg February 21, 2006
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Schmegeigel

The most insidious of racial slurs the affects all races (excluding white) , sexuality, gender, religion and, dialects. The origin of this word is unknown but could be a ancient slur the whites used when proving dominance over the lesser apes . The word is often used best when placed amongst slurs.
You're a god damn Schmegeigel nigger loving queer sympathizer
by schmegeigel March 10, 2016
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schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.
During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"
by s1165096 March 24, 2009
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