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Schmegeggles 

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.
Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.
Schmegeggles by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

shmagoggles 

All messed up, crooked, in dissaray.
I thought that guy was hot until I saw that his teeth are all shmagoggles!
shmagoggles by sussa May 5, 2009

schmagoggled 

googly eyed. unable to look straight ahead.
I couldnt tell if they lady with the schmagoggled eyes was looking at me or the person next to me.
schmagoggled by myrlte beach March 12, 2010

Shmagiggle 

to shit and giggle at the same time
we love to shmagiggle
Shmagiggle by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

schmiggles 

means when something goes wrong
alec hurt himself and said 'schmiggles'
schmiggles by james January 15, 2004

schmiggles 

Mae: Could really use some schmiggles right about now.
Taylor: I'll give you all the schmiggles and snuggles in the world.
schmiggles by RTfangirl12 July 9, 2018
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