Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

by budsbabe February 1, 2008

schmegeggie

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.

I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.

by rob essss July 21, 2008

Schmegeggles

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.

Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.

by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

by s1165096 March 24, 2009

schmeggie

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009